First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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