Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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