What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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