spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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