I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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