he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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