but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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