We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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