Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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