I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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