people are starting to question the shark bite story
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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