i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
