Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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