? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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