Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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