That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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