3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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