I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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