I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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