he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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