is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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