She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
