yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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