why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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