Say something about gay babies.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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