Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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