Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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