Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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