hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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