There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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