Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
high people should be assigned attendants
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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