I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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