Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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