oh god the rape fog is back!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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