Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she smelled like a LAN party
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Randomize
