She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So vagazzling was a success
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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