My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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