hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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