Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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