i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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