If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
