How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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