Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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