My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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