So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
birth control should be required to get into college
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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