I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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