im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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