she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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