Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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