it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
