what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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