Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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