As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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