My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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