Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
should my penis look like a turkey
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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