IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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